SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Christmas Clark Griswold When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney
$21.95
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
- 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 16 in | 27 in |
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 40.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
S | 45.7 cm | 71 cm |
M | 50.8 cm | 73.6 cm |
L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 83.8 cm |
3XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
- Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 14 in | 27 in |
S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
M | 16 in | 28 in |
L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
XL | 18 in | 29 in |
2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 35.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
S | 38 cm | 69.8 cm |
M | 40.6 cm | 71.1 cm |
L | 43.2 cm | 72.4 cm |
XL | 45.7 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 48.3 cm | 74.9 cm |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- 30 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YS | 14 in | 17 in |
YM | 16 in | 19.5 in |
YL | 18.75 in | 23 in |
YXL | 20.5 in | 24.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YS | 35.5 cm | 43.2 cm |
YM | 40.6 cm | 49.5 cm |
YL | 47.6 cm | 58.4 cm |
YXL | 52.1 cm | 62.2 cm |
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- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print

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This a quality 100% cotton t-shirt with a screen printed design. Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat Perfect to wear at home or out on the town. Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Perfect For Gifts, Or To Purchase For Yourself.
Color | White, Sport Grey, Ash, Black, Royal, Navy |
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Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
Style | Unisex T-Shirt, Ladies T-Shirt, Pullover Hoodie, Crew Neck Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Tops, Youth T-Shirt |