Cow Shirt, The Only Person I'm Really Scared Of Is Myself That Heifer Is Crazy
Cow Shirt, The Only Person I'm Really Scared Of Is Myself That Heifer Is Crazy

Cow Shirt, The Only Person I’m Really Scared Of Is Myself That Heifer Is Crazy

$21.95

Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm

  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Canvas Mens V-Neck
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in  27 3/4 in
M 20 in 28 3/4 in
L 22 in 29 3/4 in
XL 24 in 30 3/4 in
2XL 26 in 31 3/4 in
3XL 28 in 32 3/4 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 45.7 cm 70.5 cm
M 50.8 cm 73 cm
L 55.9 cm 75.6 cm
XL 61 cm 78.1 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71.1 cm 83.2 cm

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • 4.2-ounce and 30 singles
  • Side seams with a retail fit
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Bella Womens V-Neck
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 1/2 in 25 in
M 20 in 25 3/4 in
L  22 in 26 1/2 in
XL  24 in  27 1/4 in
2XL  26 in  28 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 47 cm 64 cm
M 51 cm 65.4 cm
L 55.9 cm 67.3 cm
XL 61 cm 69.2 cm
2XL 66 cm 71.1 cm

  • Part of our new relaxed collection, this womens v neck jersey t shirt is available in a variety of fabrications and features short sleeves and a new modern, relaxed fit for effortless style. 
  • Features: Sideseamed. Relaxed fit.
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm

  • 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm

  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 45.7 cm 71 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm

  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
  • Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
  • Double-needle bottom hem
  • Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
Racerback Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 38 cm 69.8 cm
M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm

  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm

 

  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Total: $0.00
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    Material Made of 100% Cotton
    Color White, Ash, Sport Grey, Light Pink, Light Blue, Royal, Gold, Orange, Red
    Size NB, 6 Month, 12 Month, 18 Month, 24 Month, 2T, 3T, 4T, 5/6, YXS, YS, YM, YL, YXL, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
    Style Unisex T-Shirt, Mens V-Neck, Ladies T-Shirt, Womens V-Neck, Youth T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex Long Sleeve Tee, Unisex Tank Top
    Origin Printed in the USA
    Brand Gildan, Bella + Canvas, Next Level Apparel

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